you know when youre having sex, or giving head, and they whisper fuuuck

yeah thats probably one of the greatest moments in life

(Source: getcrunkonmyjunk, via sidetrouble)

justinibiebers:

stuff you ask your mom:

• mom where’s my towel
• mom what do we eat for dinner
• mom what time is it
• mom where’s my phone
• mom when do you come back
• mom what day is it

stuff you ask your dad

• dad where is mom

(via vxfancyxv)

kart00nz:

there’s no better feeling than being complimented by someone who’s hot

(via vxfancyxv)

"All I ever really want to know is how other people are making it through life - where do they put their body, hour by hour, and how do they cope inside of it."

keatchi:

itssofluffy-im-gonna-die:

h4te:

i want to go on a shopping trip where i am the only one in the shopping mall and everything i want is free

that’s called night robbery 

so be it

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